Okay, this is fantastic.

“Use yo brain, not a gat”

This idea has endless potential. Pleased to meet you, Chelsea.

Word.

This was posted on the blog It’s Like I’m… mmmagic! and must be watched. Now.

Someone was watching the printer scene in “Office Space” when they got the idea for this one. Rainn Wilson is such a gangsta in this video.

My Red Stapler has moved to WordPress!

red swingline stapler:
a fear of change, like Milton
but i don’t think so

Prettier now, no? Someone had already taken the “myredstapler” prefix, so welcome to the newly sovereign Red Stapler Nation!

Let’s call this an experiment in boredom, shall we?

I have a new baby!

I have taken a few days’ maternity leave this week to welcome my new baby home. Her name is Lucy. She’s a 3 year old Welsh Corgi I got from a local breed rescue. Poor girl had heartworms and patchy fur when she was rescued, and to make matters worse, the name “Liza Jane.” I think she knows “Liza,” so Lucy is close enough and much cuter.

The nice thing about having a dog for a baby is that you don’t lose your girlish figure. If anything, you keep it longer because you have to run around after the thing. It is too bad my boobs didn’t get any bigger though… although I am told that after two pregnancies (I also have a cat baby), they’d sag anyway.

I’m going to put on my Wonderbra and take Lucy for a walk.

Oh HELL yeah!

http://movies.msn.com/movies/article.aspx?news=294827&gt1=7701

Robert Redford is taking on Bill Bryson’s “A Walk In the Woods” (one of the best books ever. EVER.) for an upcoming film project.

I have faith in Robert Redford as an actor and a director, and I have to say I’m quite pleased that it’s him of all people. Please Jesus let him do it justice. And Robert – have no mercy casting Stephen Katz.